I’m asking people on Omegle what their favorite breed of cat is.
Six answers later, I finally get someone answering a breed. (Other answers included: Fat ones, Ones that go “meow,” Nyan, and Cheezburger)
The stranger who answered a breed and the other stranger then get into an argument over whether Maine Coon or calico is a better breed.
Calico isn’t a breed.
Go there, and do as the instructions say.
When my art was stolen, I got the post reported, and it was taken down. Don’t worry, it doesn’t just take down the sources post, but it takes down all the reblogged posts too.
Please give this a reblog, many artists out there may not know this is here.
And remember, ask permission before sharing, or don’t post it.
a sphinx girl who’s absolute balls at riddles but fucking loves terrible puns
a traveler is blocked by a sphinx suddenly while going along a path. “what do bees brush their hair with?” she asks, and he’s FREAKING OUT, he’s going to get fucking eaten, didn’t the sphinx DIE, oh god what was the riddle, he knows this one oh shit he knows this one what was it, oh fuck, what the fuck
the sphinx narrows her eyes and bares her teeth a little. oh shit, the traveler thinks, oh shit he’s fucking dead.
the sphinx grins like a goddamn doofus and struggles to hold back laughter as she answers “a honeycomb”
I wonder about humor in other languages sometimes. Like take the dad jokes that tumblr is in love with right now. The staple of the dad joke is “I’m ___” “Hi, ___, I’m Dad.”
The most frequent example of this is with ‘hungry.’
But like in French, you don’t say that you are hungry, you say that you have hunger. J’ai faim.
So I wonder what the French equivalent of the Dad joke is. Or is there one?